Take That, Michael Phelps.

Said by my son, after watching Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal at this year's Beijing olympics:

Him: I'm gonna be just like Michael Phelps when I grow up.

Me: Oh yeah? That's cool!

Him: Yeah, only I'm gonna win 9 medals. So I can beat him.

Aaah, wisdom from 4 year olds. Can't beat it.